We’ve made it to week three and so far, the season hasn’t disappointed. There’s the new helmet-to-helmet contact rule, the rule about leading with the head and the new kick off rule. I agree with the helmet rules. Gotta use your head, but not for dangerous stuff. As for the kick off rule, I’m not sold.
But this is for fun. Here are the quotes.
“Three wide tight ends.” ~ Either they’re wide or tight. Don’t know if they can be both.
“Two open receivers.” ~ Looking for the tight ends, no doubt.
“Needs to put it where it goes.” ~ And they say football isn’t sexual or dirty…
“Looking for a tight end.” ~ Keep looking. They’re everywhere.
“Got the best tight end.” ~ Well, at least he found one.
“Penetrate from Cleveland.” ~ Yeah, this was said. Still not sure what they meant.
“Double moves – timing hard to time up.” ~ Again, it was said. They meant getting their timing right, but who doesn’t have timing issues now and again?
My favorite quote of the week involves more penetration. I mean, it was a theme along with the tight ends. I have to wonder if the commentators ever LISTEN to what they say when they say it. Oh well.
“Got penetration to speed up the procedure.” ~ Um… okay?
Stay tuned for more Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback posts. Not much longer and we’ll be at the start of regular season!