Third & Long by @meganslayer #romance #sports #football #hot #IR

Third and Long by Megan Slayer

Megan Slayer Publications

ISBN: 9781370601158

Contemporary Erotic Interracial Sports Romance

Short Story

M/F

Rules are meant to be broken, especially when your back is against the wall.

Nico Thunder rules the field. As the quarterback of the Bearcats, he knows what he wants and takes it. There’s one exception. Kaja Wright makes him hot in all the right places, but she’s off limits. The rule states no interoffice dating. He can’t get her out of his mind.

He’s been in sticky situations before. Can he get out of this third-and long-situation, or will he be forced to punt before he finds his heart’s delight?

This 6,500 word erotic short story features scenes of interracial heterosexual sex.

This second edition of the book has been re-edited and expanded from the first edition. 

Search Terms: Heterosexual Romance, Football Romance, Sports Romance, Erotic Romance, Interracial Romance, Contemporary Erotic Romance

Available on 1/27/2017 from all major ebook retailers!

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EXCERPT:

©2017, Megan Slayer, All Rights Reserved

She fell into step beside him. “Where are you parked?”

“My regular spot in the players’ area.” He opened the parking garage door. “Just down here.” She messed with his head just by walking with him. He wanted to hold her and feel her tucked to his side.

“I forget you guys have the nicer spots.”

“Just a higher level.” He shrugged. “This is my car.”

“Nice.” Kaja smiled. She caged him between her arms and the back fender of the car. “You said something about wanting me to like you. What if I already did?”

He pressed his hands to his sides. “I’d be shocked.”

“Prepare to be shocked.” She smoothed her palms inside his sport coat and along his chest. The move turned him on, but also confused him. She’d just turned him down!

“Kaja?”

“I’ve wanted to do this for a long time.” She stood on her toes and pressed her lips to his. The moment they connected, he groaned. He’d imagined this moment, and she tasted better than in his dreams. He didn’t bother to think. Screw the rules. He wrapped his arms around her. She cuddled to him. For warmth? He didn’t care.

Kaja broke the kiss first. “Take me home.”

Making the Play by @meganslayer #football #mm #gay #gayromance #erotic #erom #sports

Making the Play by Megan Slayer

Out of Bounds Series

M/M, Anal Sex, Masturbation

Novella

Sports Romance

Pride Publishing

Sometimes switching things up really does mean getting the guy.

Allan Clark thought his life as a wide receiver for the Wildcats was over the moment he was told he’d be the new punt returner. He’d thought he didn’t want to be a special teams player. He’d rather have the limelight. But once he starts returning punts, he realizes this was where he should’ve been all along. Speaking of perks, he now gets to spend time with the sexy kicker, Tyler Leigh. Maybe this switch is the best thing that could’ve happened to him.

Unlike Allan, Tyler isn’t planning on going into the draft or playing football for the rest of his life. He’s got other plans, though a side trip in the sheets with Allan isn’t off his radar. He’s wanted Allan since he joined the team. But Tyler’s got baggage and an overzealous ex-boyfriend hell-bent on making his life miserable. With Allan, he sees a bright spot.

Will these two seeming opposites leave their desires on the field, or will they find common ground together and score?

Reader Advisory: This book contains scenes of masturbation, implied abuse as well as references to violence, physical assault and emotional abuse.

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EXCERPT:

Copyright ©2017, Megan Slayer, All Rights Reserved

“Ride with me to Lorne’s. My car’s right over here and in the morning, we’ll call Dad. Deal?” He pressed the fob on his keys. The headlights on his coupé flashed as the doors unlocked. “Perfect for a twosome.”

“Okay.” Tyler inched up to the car. “Just— I can’t walk in with you.”

“Because of Blake and Devan?” The pair of asshats were starting to get on Allan’s nerves and they weren’t even within earshot.

“Yeah.”

“He can suck my ass.” Allan opened the car door for Tyler. “Get in. The bugs are starting to swarm under the bright lights and I don’t want to be eaten alive.”

Tyler acquiesced and slid into the passenger seat. He held his bag in both hands and didn’t look at Allan. “It’s nice. The car. You’ve got a nice car.” He blew out a long breath. “Sorry. I’m babbling.”

“You’re fine.” He shut the door and rounded the hood. Excitement surged through his veins. He had Tyler Leigh in his car. So the guy didn’t think he was popular. He probably didn’t think he was handsome, either. He was wrong. Popularity wasn’t that important, but damn, the man was cute. Allan collapsed onto the driver’s seat and basked in the comfort of the faux leather. Sitting down was a good thing for his aching body. He’d taken one too many hits on the last punt return and needed a break.

“I’m indebted to you,” Tyler said. “What do you want other than help with punts? Blow jobs? My ass?” His voice cracked.

Allan closed his car door and gripped the steering wheel. He wanted to lash out at Tyler, but having an attitude wouldn’t help the matter. Blake was the problem. Blake’s treatment of Tyler, to be more specific. The man was using Tyler and for some reason, Tyler didn’t seem to see he wasn’t worthless. Christ. He wasn’t even sure Tyler knew better.

“Sorry,” Tyler mumbled.

“No. There’s nothing to be sorry for.” He had to be delicate. If he moved too quickly or without tact, he’d screw everything up. “Was Blake your first boyfriend?”

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason #3 @meganslayer #football

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We’ve made it to week three and so far, the season hasn’t disappointed. There’s the new helmet-to-helmet contact rule, the rule about leading with the head and the new kick off rule. I agree with the helmet rules. Gotta use your head, but not for dangerous stuff. As for the kick off rule, I’m not sold.

But this is for fun. Here are the quotes.

“Three wide tight ends.” ~ Either they’re wide or tight. Don’t know if they can be both.

“Two open receivers.” ~ Looking for the tight ends, no doubt.

“Needs to put it where it goes.” ~ And they say football isn’t sexual or dirty…

“Looking for a tight end.” ~ Keep looking. They’re everywhere.

“Got the best tight end.” ~ Well, at least he found one.

“Penetrate from Cleveland.” ~ Yeah, this was said. Still not sure what they meant.

“Double moves – timing hard to time up.” ~ Again, it was said. They meant getting their timing right, but who doesn’t have timing issues now and again?

My favorite quote of the week involves more penetration. I mean, it was a theme along with the tight ends. I have to wonder if the commentators ever LISTEN to what they say when they say it. Oh well.

“Got penetration to speed up the procedure.” ~ Um… okay?

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Stay tuned for more Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback posts. Not much longer and we’ll be at the start of regular season!

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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason #2 @meganslayer #football

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For the second week of preseason, there were even more comments and funny bits. I can’t wait to share them with you.

“Good job staying up and fighting for everything he could get.” ~ What’d you expect? For him to roll over and quit?

“Waiting for the tight end to break open.” ~ Is he a watermelon? Pumpkin?

“Not many balls on the field.” ~ They’re nervous. They’ll get better.

“One of the most dynamic players in the league.” ~ He’s a winner.

“Who else can do that? This guy on the edge.” ~ He’s that winner.

“Coming on the inside.” ~ Messy.

“Penetrates the left side.” ~ As opposed to all of it?

And my favorite:

“Hits the soft spot and you don’t want to do that.” ~ Um… Which one? I mean, being mean isn’t cool, so there’s that, but… Maybe the soft spot is a favorite? Still, you shouldn’t hit.

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Stay tuned for more Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback posts. 🙂

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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason #1 @meganslayer #football

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I’ve been a little derelict in my posting of the football funnies. Last year was just…it’s time to look forward. There are some interesting commentators this year so let’s get started.

“Young guys coming together.” ~ I sure hope so or we won’t have a game.

“Likes his tight ends.” ~ Don’t we all?

“Nothing open.” ~ It happens.

“Lots of talent on the field.” ~ So many to choose from.

“Waiting for a hole to develop.” ~ Sounds like a bad pickup line.

“Pressure on his face.” ~ From the tight ends?

“You’ve got your package.” ~ That’s what we’d all like sooner or later.

And my favorite…

“Drilled him.” ~ Can’t say it better than that.

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Stay tuned for the next episode of Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback. I’ll be here all year.

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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback, Regular Season, Week 11 #football #funny @meganslayer

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We another win. Against the Broncos… TYG I can’t take more of these nail biters.

Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh:

“Still jiggling a little bit.” 

Quaint.

“Got it up and through.”

As opposed to going below.

“Not the front side; the backside.”

Some guys need a reminder.

“Gang tackling.”

Wow. Ouch

Now for the Quotes from Week 11. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.

“Young tight end; they love ’em here.”

He is popular.

“Jumbo package.”

Along with the tight end. He’s a winner.

“Get up quick.”

As opposed to going slowly.

“One on one outside.”

Because it’s fun!

“One on one on top.”

Puppy pile!!

Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer. 

“A very clean game. Made good decisions.”

He’s trying anyway. I hate when it’s a messy game. Grin.

~ ~ ~

Side notes:

  • Once they get stuck on a word, like lumber, they don’t stop.
  • Once they pick a favorite, they don’t budge. I guess they’re all stuck in ruts.

**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! My Bengals are starting to look better. Whew. Oh, and WHO DEY!**

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback, Regular Season, Week 10 #football #funny @meganslayer

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Well, poo. It’s not our time. Just not. Ejections, losses… oy.

Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh. I need a few.

“Draws the defense inside and they get comfy in there.” 

Better than tearing it all up.

“They’ve done it all different ways.”

Variety is the spice of life.

“The center just rises up.”

He’s fun when he’s hard.

“Force him in positions he doesn’t want.”

That’s not nice.

Now for the Quotes from Week 10. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.

“Comfortable in the pocket.”

He knows where he likes.

“Packages!”

Is that the new name for it?

“Rotate in a fresh body.”

Hinky!

“Just in the pocket and seeing what’s there.”

Lots of pocket action today.

“A big player in there.”

But no one’s complaining.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer. 

“Stuffed up the middle with two tight ends.”

Muwhahahahahaha! Sometimes the simple answer is the funniest. He got what he wanted.

~ ~ ~

Side notes:

  • Once they get stuck on a word, like lumber, they don’t stop.
  • Once they pick a favorite, they don’t budge. I guess they’re all stuck in ruts.

**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! My Bengals are starting to look better. Whew. Oh, and WHO DEY!**

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback, Regular Season, Week 9 #football #funny @meganslayer

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We managed to win against the Colts. Wasn’t pretty. Wasn’t easy. At least the trade between the Bengals and the Browns to get rid of McCarron didn’t go through. TYG

Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh:

“Draws the defense inside and they get comfy in there.” 

Quaint.

“They’ve done it all different ways.”

Is there any other method?

“The center just rises up.”

I assume that’s where he wants it to go.

“0-2 for deep shots.”

That’s bad. Poor him.

Now for the Quotes from Week 9. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.

“Went deep in the play.”

He needed to keep it strung out.

“Up the gut.”

He broke that 0-2 streak.

“Brought more people to the line.”

Conga!

“Coming around on a pull.”

I want photos of that.

 

“Threw off the angles of pursuit.”

But no one’s complaining.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer. 

“Opened things up for him.”

A fluffer!

~ ~ ~

Side notes:

  • Once they get stuck on a word, like lumber, they don’t stop.
  • Once they pick a favorite, they don’t budge. I guess they’re all stuck in ruts.

**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! My Bengals are starting to look better. Whew. Oh, and WHO DEY!**

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback, Regular Season, Week 8 #football #funny @meganslayer

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Well…this hasn’t been the best of weeks for my team. Not good. The game…wasn’t good. But there will be another. Always is until the end of the season.

Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh:

“Squatted on that route.” 

Gross.

“Gonna go over your head.”

Better than in your eye.

“When he goes to the left side, he goes into the slot.”

I assume that’s where he wants it to go.

“A lot of leg on it.”

And they’ll feel it in the morning.

Now for the Quotes from Week 8. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.

“Rips it out.”

Better than leaving it in too long.

“Got good penetration.”

Yet, he ripped it out. Hmm.

“Explosion to the second level.”

Now he’s working for level three and a high score.

“Just barely fits in there.”

Because he’s trying to fit it in there.

“Backs continue to mount.”

Orgy! Orgy! Orgy!

“Undersized in the middle.”

But no one’s complaining.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer. 

“Tamp him on the butt and say let’s go do it here again.”

At least they have a plan.

~ ~ ~

Side notes:

  • Gruden’s Man Crush? Clowney and his big body. Get a room.
  • Why do the announcers only talk about the Steelers? There are more teams than just that one. They’re having issues and aren’t number one over all… find someone else for a change.

**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! My Bengals are starting to look better. Whew. Oh, and WHO DEY!**

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback, Regular Season, Week 7 #football #funny @meganslayer

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Gotta love football. The fun, the games, the excitement… I can’t get enough. I’ve watched the other games, but not my Bengals. Why? It seems to be working for them when I don’t watch, but take in the other games, so I’m going with it. Yes, I’m superstitious. Grin.

Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh:

“Moved out of the box; brings it.” 

Where is he taking it to?

“Using a bunch of tight ends.”

Because he doesn’t believe in one and done.

“Just flips it out there.”

He’s the favorite for a reason.

“Wearing on you and eventually pull away.”

Is that like wearing you down? Then changing his mind? I’m not sure.

Now for the Quotes from Week 7. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.

“Snap it out; strung it out.”

Then do-se-do. Whoop!

“Rotating a lot of bodies.”

He plows through until he finds the right one.

“All that handing off; their splitting.”

That’s too bad. They’re good together. I wish they could’ve made it work.

“Fakes it hard, held onto it, releases it.”

Because he wants to tease until the climax is past due.

“He comes inside.”

Because he finally let them have the orgasm.

“I didn’t get much meat in there.”

Then find another guy. Fill out the meat portion. It’s not hard. Duh.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer. 

“Rubbin’ one off.”

In the middle of the field? Really? With everyone watching? What a kink! I bet he’s popular.

~ ~ ~

Side notes:

  • Gruden sure got stuck on Clowney. He’s a great player, but good grief, you’d think they were dating. At least that Gruden had a serious Joe Buck style crush.
  • Why does every commentator have to compare every team to the Steelers? There are other teams out there. The Steelers have been good, but come on. Compare to the Patriors, the Bears or anyone else.
  • Another thing…when the clips are shown, why does every team have to be shown playing against the Bengals or Browns? Again, there are other teams and I’m sure not every team has their best plays against those two teams. Showing the highlights of another team playing the Browns isn’t fair–the Browns aren’t that great. Make the highlights come from a good game, not a rout.

**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! My Bengals are starting to look better. Whew. Oh, and WHO DEY!**

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0