For the second week of preseason, there were even more comments and funny bits. I can’t wait to share them with you.
“Good job staying up and fighting for everything he could get.” ~ What’d you expect? For him to roll over and quit?
“Waiting for the tight end to break open.” ~ Is he a watermelon? Pumpkin?
“Not many balls on the field.” ~ They’re nervous. They’ll get better.
“One of the most dynamic players in the league.” ~ He’s a winner.
“Who else can do that? This guy on the edge.” ~ He’s that winner.
“Coming on the inside.” ~ Messy.
“Penetrates the left side.” ~ As opposed to all of it?
And my favorite:
“Hits the soft spot and you don’t want to do that.” ~ Um… Which one? I mean, being mean isn’t cool, so there’s that, but… Maybe the soft spot is a favorite? Still, you shouldn’t hit.
Stay tuned for more Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback posts. 🙂