One Night With You by @MeganSlayer ~ #outnow and just $.99 #deal #sale

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From the Brothers in Arms Anthology

By Megan Slayer

M/M, Military, Contemporary, Anal Sex

From Pride Publishing

Short Story

 

One night to find the man of his dreams in the least likely place…

Airman Tate Gibson thought going to a party at the local college with his friends would take his mind off his troubles. He’ll head back to Korea in two days’ time—after the funeral of his baby sister. He’s always taken responsibility for her and he’s not ready to deal with her being gone. He wants someone to help him deal with his sadness and give him a reason to get through his deployment.

Raine has had a crush on his neighbor across the hallway, but once he spots the hunky airman his thoughts center on Tate. He wants to strip the handsome blue-eyed hunk down and lick him everywhere, but geeks like Raine never get the man. He’s stuck playing the perpetual wallflower.

Will one night tear them apart before things get hot or will it be enough to bring these two wounded souls together for a long-term engagement?

Publisher’s Note: This book has previously been released as part of the Brothers in Arms anthology with Pride Publishing.

https://books2read.com/u/4AgPYd

And at Pride Publishing: https://www.pride-publishing.com/book/one-night-with-you

Available for only $.99!!

 

EXCERPT:

Copyright ©2017, Megan Slayer, All Rights Reserved

 

Tate sighed and gripped the nearly empty bottle. He shifted on the seat enough to look at Raine. “You asked me, so I’ll ask you. Where’s your boyfriend?”

“Don’t have one.” The blush returned. “Single and ready to mingle or whatever it’s called.”

“Oh.” Perfect.

Raine waved his hands. The beer sloshed in his bottle. “Strike that. I mean… Christ, I don’t know what I mean. I don’t have a boyfriend. The last time I tried to date, the guy said I was too nerdy and turned me down.”

He placed his palm on Raine’s thigh. “What if I said I wouldn’t?”

Raine dropped the bottle onto his lap and yelped. “Wait. Wouldn’t turn me down?” He wound his fingers around the neck of the beer and stared at Tate. “You just met me.”

“So?” Tate stood, then put his bottle on the makeshift coffee table. “Sometimes things are meant to happen fast.”

“Fast maybe, but are you sure? I’m…no one. I bet Blake has a guy over there that’s more like what you want.” He scrambled to his feet. “Someone hotter.”

“You’re one of the sexiest men I’ve ever met.” Tate tugged Raine into his arms and stuffed his hands into Raine’s back pockets. He liked the way they fit together. “Dance with me. The music is just loud enough for ambience.”

“Sure.” Raine bowed his head and draped his arms around Tate’s shoulders. “I’m not very good at dancing.”

As they swayed together, Tate held Raine to his chest and breathed in the scent of him. Spicy, but fresh. He rested his chin on Raine’s shoulder and feathered a kiss over Raine’s neck. “You’re doing a great job.”

“Am I?”

#NewRelease! #CanadianMuscle Book 2 ~ Guarding His Anchor #Suspense #ERom @KaceyHammell @EvernightPub

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Good morning readers!

Thanks for having me crash your world today and celebrate my new release, Guarding His Anchor. I had so much fun writing this story. Frank really cracked open my heart and left me breathless.

I hope you enjoy him – and his lady, Charlie – as much as I did writing their story.

Happy reading!

Kacey

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Series: Canadian Muscle (Book 2)

Genre: Contemporary/Suspense/Erotic Romance Final.jpg

W.C.: 57,400
Warning: Includes biting (Odaxelagnia) during sex

ISBN: 978-1-77339-185-4

Release Date: February 21, 2017

Publisher: Evernight Publishing

Canadian Muscle …

When Desires Need Protecting.

Charlotte Weber is no stranger to heartbreak. FBI agent Frank Shaw has swept in and out of her life as though she’s a revolving door, stomping on her heart in the process. Now that she’s finally had enough, he’s back again and seems determined to spin her life out of control.

Frank knows Charlie is the anchor for his lost soul, even though he can’t risk settling down. The demons of his past are too great, and he won’t run the risk of hurting her. This time, his only objective should be locating Charlie’s brother, Sean. But Charlie’s a complication, and not just because she refuses to believe Sean is guilty.

As Frank and Charlie fight for what they believe in, they also try to resist their powerful connection. The future is unclear, but when danger surrounds them, they are each other’s only anchor.

 

Excerpt © Kacey Hammell, 2017

Charlie closed her eyes and leaned against the door. Tonight had resolved nothing. She’d tried to let Neal down easy, but everything she’d said had gone over his fucking head. Confusion rioted in her skull, throbbing non-stop.

A shift of movement caught her attention, startling her. She opened her eyes and lifted her head, standing tall, on the defense.

Oh, for crying out loud!

All she needed tonight was Frank Shaw in her house, staring at her with anger spitting fire from his eyeballs.

But there he was, eyeing her open collar and cleavage, fists bunched at his sides.

Frustration, sexual and otherwise thanks to him showing up when she least expected, curled around her like molten lava spilling from a volcano.

If he wanted a fight, he’d come to the right place.

“What the hell are you doing sneaking into my house?” she demanded, stomping toward him.

“Calm down. Vikki called, asked me to hang some fucking curtains. She said you were at the bar.”

“Can’t you think up a better excuse than that?”

His eyes roamed over her from head to toe. Damn that spark in his eyes when he gazed at her like that. Anger turned to potent hunger in seconds flat, watching her as if she were the prey and he the hunter … She swallowed hard.

“If I’d known you were home and … busy, I wouldn’t have bothered. Vikki said the back door was open.”

“I’ll talk to her about that.” Charlie sighed, then walked into the kitchen. “Her room is across the hall, last door on the right.”

Undeterred, he followed her. “Hot date, huh?”gahereader

“None of your business.” He was the very last person in the world she wanted to discuss Neal with.

He leaned on the island in the center of the room. “I guess Vikki wasn’t even aware you had a date tonight.”

No doubt Vikki didn’t cared anyway. She was Team Charlie and Frank, and Charlie wouldn’t be surprised if her pal had planned the whole thing. Hang curtains, indeed. At this time of night? Without running it past the owner, her roommate? Charlie suspected Vikki was up to no good.

“Doesn’t matter.” Charlie put the last of the wine in the fridge, grabbed a cloth, and cleaned the counters. “You can do it tomorrow when I’m at work. Good-night.” Focused on one spot, she scrubbed hard, hoping he’d take the suggestion.

“You look beautiful.” His soft comment skimmed along her ear as he moved in behind her.

“Frank, don’t. I just had another guy here, for heaven’s sake.”

“Doesn’t matter. It sure didn’t end the way he thought. I know when you’ve been fucked good and satisfied and when you’re not.”

 

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Buy Links:
Book Pagehttps://kaceyhammell.com/bookshelf-2/canadian-muscle/guardinghisanchor/

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Soon available at bookstores…
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About the Author:

Avid Reader. Romance Author. Redhead…

Canadian-born author Kacey Hammell is definitely a book-a-holic. A romance reader from a young age, she fell in love with happily ever afters.  These days, as a multi- published erotic romance author, she enjoys adding a lot of heat, sass, and emotion to the many genres she writes.

Mom of three, Kacey lives her own happily ever after with her perfect hero in Ontario, Canada.

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Everyday Kinky Challenge #8

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I thought I’d keep with the library theme. Also thought I’d check in on Evan and Lisa. That meeting earlier was pretty hot. Imagine being caught masturbating in the library and he’s interested in joining in! Here’s the next part of their story.

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©Megan Slayer, 2017 All Rights Reserved – Do Not Copy or Redistribute Without Written Consent

I couldn’t believe what I’d seen. The woman I’d lusted after for the last month was in the library and masturbating. I hope it was because she’d seen me, but I wasn’t sure. I mean, I’m not awful on the eyes, but I’m not super hot. But her? My mouth waters each time I see her.

I’d plunked her on the writing desk, but there was something else I wanted to do. Sure, I wanted the windows up here on the tenth floor fogged, but I’d always wanted to fuck against the card catalogue. Sounds silly? I love books. Love the thrill of the chase and I prefer the little cards in the catalogue. I helped her to her feet, then kissed along the back of her neck. When she placed my hands on her breasts, I didn’t argue.

“You’ve been working out more,” I said. “I love the way the outfit clings to your curves.” So I wasn’t the best with romance. I tried.

“I wanted you to notice me.” She ground her ass into my crotch. “Did you?”

“I have now. Did from the first time I spotted you coming into the library.” I moved her hair out of the way. “I want you.”

“Then take me.”

I slid my palms down her torso to the elastic of her yoga pants. I’d never been fans of the pants–until now. I shoved the flimsy fabric down past her knees. Whoever had stacked the old card catalogues up here hadn’t given much thought to placement. But the stair-step stacking was perfect for sex. I helped her onto the wooden box. She waggled her butt at me. Her cream coated her pussy lips.

I groaned. Damn. This was the hottest thing I’d ever done. Scratch fucking in the library off my bucket list. I withdrew my wallet and grabbed the condom I kept there. Within seconds, I had the wallet back in my pocket and the rubber on my dick. I grasped her hips and guided myself into her heat. Shit. She clenched around me. I never wanted to leave her sweet heat.

“Fuck,” I bit out. I wasn’t going to last long. I seated myself fully within her and groaned again. “So hot.”

“Yeah.” She held tight to the furniture. Once I started moving, she bucked against me and helped me build up a steady rhythm. My belly clenched and my balls ached. I knew this wouldn’t be long. “Lisa.”

“Right with you.” She arched her back and moaned. “I need to come.”

Good. So did I. I growled and pushed hard into her cunt. I emptied my load into the condom and held her tight. She shivered beneath me.

For the first time since I’d caught her, I wondered if we’d been spotted. Of course I hadn’t picked a nice corner or a dark spot. Nope. Right along the wall beneath a window and the bright light. I didn’t hear anyone.

“Next time we do this in a bed,” she murmured.

“You bet.” I’d make damn sure there were at hundred next times. Now that he’d had a taste of her, he wanted more. Lots more.

 

Everyday Kinky Challenge #7

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I love my books and could get lost at the library. This week’s challenge, which was supposed to be last week’s but was preempted for the blog hop, features the library. 🙂

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I’d met him there a hundred times before. Well, by met, I mean we passed each other and I caught his eye once or twice. I should say hi to him, but I’m shy. What if he’s not into nerdy girls who love the smell of books and wandering the aisles looking for new reads on the shelves? I’d be mortified. Besides, keeping him a fantasy is more fun.

I noticed him today. I stood in the middle of one of the aisles and watched him above the row of books. He was alone. He’d brushed his strawberry blond hair away from his forehead and hadn’t shaved in a while. The stubble covered his cheeks and chin. I never considered myself a beard aficionado, but on him the look worked.

Everything within me warmed. What if he saw me? Would he say hi? Stop? I had to be quiet. Still, I wanted to watch him. I also wanted to get off. Good thing I was up on the tenth floor with the art books. Hardly anyone except for him and me came up here.

I leaned forward against the books. The hard spines brushed my taut nipples. I suppressed a shiver and a moan. With the scent of the books, the fine eye candy two aisles over and my nearly non-existent sex drive in overdrive…I slid my hand beneath the waistband of my yoga pants. Good thing I’d gotten in my workout before coming to the library. I eased my fingers between the lips of my cunt. Holy shit. I was so wet. I imagined him kissing me. Holding me from behind and pinching my nipples while he pushed his dick deep into me. Did I just moan? I’m not sure. I rubbed my clit and basked in the waves of pleasure crashing in my being. Damn, this felt good.

I gripped the divider between the shelves and tried not to whimper. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d done something so risque. Probably like never. But I was close now. Just looking at him had me hot.

I peeked over the row of books and continued to rub my clit. The guy wasn’t in his aisle. I panicked. He wasn’t anywhere down the row. Where’d he go?

“That’s one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen.”

I’d never heard him talk–not so close. I froze. He’d found me. I didn’t look over at him. I couldn’t.

He stood beside me. “I’m Evan. I’ve seen you here so many times.” He tipped my chin and forced me to meet his gaze. “Watching you masturbate in the library is hot as hell, but I’d rather be a part. Want to do more than just play with yourself?”

I nodded. I wanted to do so much more. “With you?”

“There’s no one else here but us.” He eased my hand from my pants. “Who is my mystery woman?”

“Lisa,” I managed. Oh my God. What was happening? Was he going to fuck me? Why did I want that more than ever?

He led me over to the writing desks along the back wall. With no trouble, he plunked me onto the warn surface. “We’re going out after this. You and me. Yes?”

“Yeah.” We were? He was interested in me?

“Good. Now let’s see if we can fog the windows up here.”

 

Valentine Hop and a Sweet Story with @MeganSlayer @WendiZwaduk #bloghop

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Are you ready to get hopping? How about for Valentine’s Day? Well, you’re inecho-dot the right place for a fun Valentine hop and could win some great prizes!! If you comment on this post with your favorite Valentine candy (leave you comment, email and name) to be entered to win a PDF from my backlist. Contest is open to all – USA and Inter
national. 🙂 Easy. If you enter the rafflecopter giveaway below, you’re entered to win an Amazon Echo Dot like this one ->

Yeah. So get entering. 🙂

My post is about Valentine’s Day and my favorite gift. I’d never been one to go for the whole Valentine thing. I hated the time-honored school tradition of sending carnations to someone I thought deserved one. I kind of wanted to keep the flowers for myself because I thought they were pretty.

So the first Valentine’s Day I had someone to give something to…I had no idea what to give him. Honestly. None. He wasn’t a flower kind of guy. Wasn’t a candy one, either. So what’s a girl to do? I panicked. I did. I made him a card, which was neat and from the heart. I still thought I’d given him the shaft. But in return, he gave me a balloon with a bear inside. Now that might not sound all that exciting, but for a girl who’d never received a Valentine…it’s still my favorite. I have the bear still (19 years later!). It’s my favorite Valentine because it was the first and because he’d put a lot of thought into finding it. Oh, and there was a beautiful ring attached to the ribbons (go figure, I didn’t see the ring right away and felt silly once I did, but no it wasn’t an engagement ring). How could I not love it?

This year I got mixed up as to how many years it had been since our first Valentine’s Day. For whatever reason, I thought it was twenty years, so I had this brilliant idea to find one of those balloons for DH. I did get him one. Instead of a bear, it’s got a giraffe in it, but it’s still cute and sweet. There isn’t a ring, but that’s okay. He’s not much of a jewelry kind of guy. Still. I hope he likes it.

Now a little about my newest release, Bed of My Truck – only $.99 at all major ebook retailers!

Bed of My Truck by Megan Slayer

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Contemporary

Short Story

M/M, Anal Sex, Spanking

Can he have the house, the dog and the lover of his dreams or will it all fall apart right before his eyes?

The one Carson never thought he’d see again could be the one to save his life.

Carson never expected to see his dog or a man from his past ever again. His ex took Dragon when he left, then carelessly lost the dog.  Dragon’s been found and in the last place Carson expected to find him—a vet’s office.

But, the surprises just keep coming.

Carson hasn’t seen Alec since school, but the feelings he had for the man haven’t abated. When he’s reunited with Alec at the veterinary office, Carson’s got to face his feelings.

Includes scenes of spanking, oral sex, anal sex and male-male sex.

This book has been re-edited and re-issued in this edition.

Available wherever ebooks are sold: https://books2read.com/u/3LrLk1

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Saturday Spankings ~ Make Me by @MeganSlayer #satspanks #mfromance

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Find the other Spankings right here: http://saturdayspankings.blogspot.com

It’s time for the Saturday Spanking! This one is from a very hot anthology, Challenges. There are seven stories in this anthology and the one I’m featuring is Make Me. Each story has the premise of a challenge issued to one or more of the participants. Spanking, bondage, nipple play and menage are some of the featured themes. Enjoy this snippet of Make Me!

Seven women. Seven Challenges. What each woman gets is beyond her wildest dreams. Features my short story, Make Me.challengesbookpage

Make Me: A crop, some rope, a sweet little plug… just what she wants, and all she had to say was “Make me.”

The 7 short story anthology is available wherever ebooks are sold and at Changeling Press!

Now for that Spank!

Copyright (c)2016 Megan Slayer, All Rights Reserved –

I gritted my teeth, but it didn’t silence the whimper. Each spank jostled the toy, sending new shivers through my body.

Another round of spanks, this time five in a row — starting from the top of my ass to the back of my thigh. I panted and balled my hands. The pain ricocheted through my body and settled as pleasure in my pussy. He speared two fingers into my cunt and smeared my juices all over my ass. The warm come on my heated flesh kicked my need up another notch. He tapped the toy, reminding me it was still there.

I whimpered, unable to stop the sound. Part of me didn’t care.
Zeke spanked me again, but this time with his fingers fucking me. God, I was so stuffed. The pain increased, but so did the pleasure. I loved being pushed to my limits. As much as I tried to hold still, I couldn’t. I writhed on his fingers and worked myself to orgasm.

I don’t know why I thought he wouldn’t notice. He did and stopped. He left me bereft. I fell out of subspace and opened my eyes.

“You liked that too much.” Open-palmed, he spanked me hard. Two swats. Enough to let me know I’d been punished and just right to bring me back to desire I couldn’t suppress.

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Everyday Kinky Challenge #6

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It’s time for the Kinky Challenge. I’m keeping with the theme of books. I love books anyhow and this image intrigued me. Enjoy!Cigarette smuggling with a book

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I saw the box when I came home. He’d left it on the table for me. Part of me wanted to wait until he came back, but the rest of me needed to know what was inside. I opened the card.

Open Me.

Well, that was direct. I did what the note said. I opened the box. The book, beaten and weathered, sat within the tissue paper. A book? I like reading, but I prefer new ones.

Still, if he’d gone through the trouble of finding this book, I’d accept it. I opened the cover and turned the first two pages.

“Ah, so you did open it.” He came up behind me. “Aren’t you curious?”

“About the gift? Yes.” I turned another page and noticed the cutout. “What’s this?” I touched the package within it. “Condoms?”

“Of course.” He opened my pants and tugged them down around my thighs. He took the condom from the package.

I shivered. “Open me.” I gripped the edge of the table and spread my legs as much as I could with my pants around my knees.

I heard the snap of the condom on his dick and felt the chill of lube down the crack of my ass. He barely gave me time to think before he pushed into me until his hairs ticked my ass.

“Aren’t you glad you opened the present? Now I’ve got mine, too,” he whispered.

I nodded. What a good dual gift. I couldn’t wait to be his over and over again.

Out Now ~ Never Give You Up by @MeganSlayer #mm #paranormal #romance #Vampires

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Megan Slayer

Loose Id

Contemporary, Paranormal (Vampires)

M/M, Anal Sex, Masturbation

Through time, distance and confusion, we will always find each other.

Galen Collins knows who he loves, but the vampire of his dreams, Anders Von, isn’t interested. What’s a vampire to do when he’s been rejected? Go to the clubs for sex. He’ll get Anders out of his mind one way or another. But there’s something wicked on the horizon in the form of a virus meant to wipe out supernatural beings. Forces who hardly know Galen are out to keep him and Anders apart. Will he allow the demons to win, or will he chase Anders to the ends of the earth?

Anders has always had a crush on Galen, but things never worked out right time-wise. Galen is the one vampire to make his emotional heart race. He wants to strip Galen to his core and explore every inch of him. Will Anders take the chance to be with Galen and discover how well they fit together or will the virus take Galen before Anders makes his move?

Available from Loose Id http://www.loose-id.com/battle-scarred-5-never-give-you-up.html or wherever ebooks are sold: https://books2read.com/u/mV7LKM

EXCERPT:

Copyright ©2017, Megan Slayer, All Rights Reserved

Anders held the phone on his lap. Feed Galen. He’d never offered himself up to Galen. Even in their lowest times… Galen offered his vein plenty of times, but Anders didn’t reciprocate. Why? He’d been scared. What if they were supposed to be together and he didn’t feel the same way for Galen? He’d be giving blood to a man he didn’t love. But was that the truth? Now that someone had done something horrible to Galen, the feelings he’d kept down for so long welled to the surface. Love was possible, but he loved Bethany and Johnson, too. He cared about them all even more because he saw life could be so precious. But who did he want?

He shifted his position on the arm of the couch and watched Galen. Some supers were real assholes. Only a dick would drain someone, but only a dick would refuse his best friend too. He nudged Galen’s foot. The vampire still didn’t move.

He scooted off the couch and knelt beside Galen. “Hey.” He patted Galen’s face. “Gale. Hon.” He swatted Galen’s unbitten thigh, but the vampire didn’t move. “Stop dicking with me. If this is a joke, I’m leaving your ass for a younger, prettier model.” More panic set in. “Galen, I’m going to fuck you.”

“Stop shouting,” Galen mumbled. “You can’t leave me. I paid the rent this month.” The muscle in his jaw tensed. “You won’t fuck me, so don’t tease.”

He’d gotten an answer and snark from Galen. The man wasn’t completely dead. He held Galen’s hand and rested his forehead on Galen’s fingers. “I called Vita. She’ll be here soon. Until then, you need to eat.” He bared his fangs and ripped into his own wrist. “Come on. Take mine.” He rubbed his forearm against Galen’s mouth. “Take it.”

“No.” Galen didn’t open his eyes, but he did shake his head. “Whatever this is—it’s bad. I don’t want you to get it.”

“What?” He smeared his blood onto Galen’s lips. “The poison or whatever it is probably isn’t all of the way through your system.” Well, he hoped not.

“I’m dying.” Galen licked his mouth and moaned.

“Hon, you’re a vampire.” He dribbled more blood onto Galen’s lips. “You already died. You can’t do it again.” Technically, he could die a final death and would end up in a pile of ash, but Anders refused to let that happen. “Stop joking.”

“I’m not.” Galen managed to open his eyes. Instead of the dark luster and shimmer, the sparkle in his brown eyes dulled. The middle reminded him of coffee with a little cream—not a black pupil. “I’m dying.”

 

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ The Big Game Commercials

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I’m only linking to the commercials I liked the best. Here’s my rundown of MY top 6 funny/touching/heartwarming S*u*per *Bowl* commercials:

Honorable Mention for Just Plain Funny, but Painful: Melissa McCarthy/Kia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQ9a5EFZeI

Honorable Mention for Girl Power and the Power of Dad: Audi  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6u10YPk_34

Honorable Mention for the Power of Believing in Yourself: Honda  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f06ng5cII8o

Honorable Mention for Togetherness and Never Giving Up: 84 Lumber  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPo2B-vjZ28

6. Terry Bradshaw – Tide Stain – props for building social media awareness on it. Plus, it was totally believable that Bradshaw would be wearing his dinner. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ykZZlG2ITk

5.Buick – Cam Newton/Miranda Kerr – I loved the little boy who was open. He’s open! Until he realizes Cam Newton will throw it…then maybe not. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx2PMnSzCB4

4. Yellow Tail Wine – Want to Pet My Roo? My Roo Needs to Breathe. Hey, they got innuendo into the big game. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnLm8pbkZZM

3. NFL – Football is Family – the babies conceived as a result of the big game. I loved the Belichick baby. Too cute. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9csH_Hy-7A4

2. Mr. Clean – Gotta love a man who cleans. Mr. Clean shaking his groove thing. Too funny. Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDzMxlw2Fgo

1. Ford – Everyone gets into jams… I ask you…why didn’t anyone help the cat? Yes, he’s content, but still. Help the cat. Watch it here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhtHflDrnAU

Which one was your favorite? Which stood out to you? Let me know!

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ S*u*per *Bowl*

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Soooo… I picked the Falcons. Honestly, the first 2/3 of the game looked like Brady hadn’t shown up. Oh well. Old Joe Buck got good and hard for a few players. But first, here’s the quotes and the honorable mentions

Let me show you some of those funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“Able to split the gap.”

Better than being completely closed off.

“does a good job coming under the radar.”

He’s also good at cleaning up after himself, too.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“able to stretch it, then get it going.”

When there’s a tight end, you have to prep.

“Those kinds of balls.” 

Are what? Pretty? Big? Bouncy?

“he’s a complete receiver with all he’s able to do.”

that’s why he’s the favorite.

“they’ve got a lot of ’em.”

Then there are a lot of favorites.

“the best strip team ever.”

That’s their side job.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“Got a lot of weapons on them.”

Cuz he’s packin’!

Special Mention!!

I’m going to start this next year if Joe Buck continues to be an announcer in the 2017-2018 season.

The Joe Buck Boner.

Every week, Joe Buck picks a player that is his favorite. He might say he’s equal opportunity, but come on… He really likes his favorites.

This week? Oh, since it was the big game, Joe didn’t hold back. Not only did he have one, but he went for the threesome. To be fair, he was only on Matt Ryan’s bandwagon when the Falcons were on top. Once they sank, he abandoned them. Then there was the number two guy…Julian Edelman. I like the guy. I do. But according to the Buck-ster, everyone on the team who caught a ball at one time or another was referred to as Julian Edelman. Danny Amendola and Chris Hogan aren’t Julian. Too bad Buck-ster couldn’t tell. Then there was the big poppy, grand-daddy of them all Buck Boner… for Tom Brady. Good Lord. Buck-ster couldn’t stop talking about him…once he was back on top or at least coming back. He’s handsome, he’s quick, he can’t scramble, but he’s this week’s Buck’s Boner…Tom Brady.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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