Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback, Regular Season, Week 7 #football #funny @meganslayer

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Gotta love football. The fun, the games, the excitement… I can’t get enough. I’ve watched the other games, but not my Bengals. Why? It seems to be working for them when I don’t watch, but take in the other games, so I’m going with it. Yes, I’m superstitious. Grin.

Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh:

“Moved out of the box; brings it.” 

Where is he taking it to?

“Using a bunch of tight ends.”

Because he doesn’t believe in one and done.

“Just flips it out there.”

He’s the favorite for a reason.

“Wearing on you and eventually pull away.”

Is that like wearing you down? Then changing his mind? I’m not sure.

Now for the Quotes from Week 7. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.

“Snap it out; strung it out.”

Then do-se-do. Whoop!

“Rotating a lot of bodies.”

He plows through until he finds the right one.

“All that handing off; their splitting.”

That’s too bad. They’re good together. I wish they could’ve made it work.

“Fakes it hard, held onto it, releases it.”

Because he wants to tease until the climax is past due.

“He comes inside.”

Because he finally let them have the orgasm.

“I didn’t get much meat in there.”

Then find another guy. Fill out the meat portion. It’s not hard. Duh.

Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer. 

“Rubbin’ one off.”

In the middle of the field? Really? With everyone watching? What a kink! I bet he’s popular.

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Side notes:

  • Gruden sure got stuck on Clowney. He’s a great player, but good grief, you’d think they were dating. At least that Gruden had a serious Joe Buck style crush.
  • Why does every commentator have to compare every team to the Steelers? There are other teams out there. The Steelers have been good, but come on. Compare to the Patriors, the Bears or anyone else.
  • Another thing…when the clips are shown, why does every team have to be shown playing against the Bengals or Browns? Again, there are other teams and I’m sure not every team has their best plays against those two teams. Showing the highlights of another team playing the Browns isn’t fair–the Browns aren’t that great. Make the highlights come from a good game, not a rout.

**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! My Bengals are starting to look better. Whew. Oh, and WHO DEY!**

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Saturday Cover Reveal ~ You’ll Think of Me by @WendiZwaduk #coverreveal #book #erom #romance #erotic #military

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Out now and re-edited for this re-issue!!

You’ll Think of Me by Wendi Zwaduk

Totally Bound

Contemporary

Novella

M/F, Anal Sex, Outdoor Sex

The man of her dreams finally came home from the war, but is he still the man she remembers or have his demons changed him forever?

Melanie Roberts loved her best friend more than she could ever imagine, and for longer than she wants to admit. Though once lovers, she’s resigned herself to being no more than his best friend and roommate. On the eve of his return from deployment in Iraq, in order to keep her heart from breaking, she decides she’s moving on—after one last sexy night.

Cade Nicholson has come to a decision. As he comes home damaged in both body and soul from his latest deployment, all he wants is to find comfort in Melanie’s arms. Unsure and unsteady in expressing his love to the only woman to hold his heart, he has to find a way to convince her of his true feelings.

Can two best friends overcome their demons to prove their love for one another before past decisions come back to haunt them and it’s too late?

Available from: Totally Bound : https://www.totallybound.com/youll-think-of-me?author_id=125

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Friday Flirt ~ Sunshine of Your Love by @WendiZwaduk #fridayflirt #mfromance #recenthistorical #erom #1970s #mf

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Sunshine of Your Love by Wendi Zwaduk  SUNSHINE

Recent Historical, M/F, Spanking

Novella (67 pgs)

Totally Bound

It’s 1970. The world is in upheaval. Can two people really make a difference and find love at the same time?

Noel Flynt signed up for the Army to carry out his family duty. He never expected the travesties of Vietnam to take their toll on him. He’s coming back to the world he thought he knew. With everything changing around him, he’s going to have to learn he can’t live in the past.

Cindy Stephens couldn’t wait for Noel to return. She sees the man within the uniform and has loved him for as long as she can remember. But times have changed. She’s not the timid school girl any longer. Can she accept his changes, too?

The only constants are time and love.

Reader Advisory – Contains one war hero, the woman who loves him, lots of hot sex, with a little spanking mixed in for good measure.

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Excerpt

©Wendi Zwaduk, 2013, All Rights Reserved

             “You tired?”  “No.”

“Good. I’m not either.” Noel got up from the chair and pulled her into his lap as he sat down on the bed. He situated her legs on either side of his and hiked up her skirt. He removed the elastic from her hair and ran his fingers through the downy strands. “Now about your request.”

“You don’t want to.” She scooted back on his lap. “Really, don’t patronize me.”

“You use big words to cut me down.” He threaded his fingers in her hair and tugged slightly, bringing her close. “Sunshine, I very much want to make love to you.”

“I’m not her and you love—”

Noel kissed the response from her mouth. Love wasn’t in his cards, but satisfying Cindy all night? That was a different story. He breathed in the scent of her perfume, something flowery and light. He brushed his fingers down her bare arm. Her soft skin reminded him of silk.

Cindy scratched her nails on his shirt and broke the kiss. Her chest heaved with each breath. He cupped one hand behind her head and used his other hand to slip the strap of her dress down her shoulder. The upper swell of her breast came into view. He kissed the soft spot behind her ear and worked his way down her throat.

Each of her whimpers and sighs imprinted itself on his heart. She affected him more than the champagne. He licked and nibbled along her collarbone. Her pulse thrummed beneath his lips. He moved the other strap low on her arm. Cindy wriggled free from the elastic bodice of her sundress and put her arms around him. Heat from her pussy sent a fever through his body.

“Sweet Jesus.” He leaned back, drawing her flush against his body. “I need you.”

Cover Reveal ~ Sparkling New Year by @MeganSlayer #mm #gayromance #MLRBooks @Mlrpress

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Coming this December from MLR Press!!

Sparkling New Year By Megan Slayer

Short Story

Contemporary, Holiday

M/M, Mutual Masturbation

New year, new relationship?

Dating and Aydin Madison haven’t been good friends. He’s shy, bookish and would rather be with his set designs than most people. He knows his way around the theater, but his love life is non-existent. He knows who he’d like to date―Brandon Kidd, the boy du jour of the art school. He’d love to rub Brandon the right way. Too bad Brandon doesn’t seem to know Aydin exists.

When freak circumstances throw these two together, they’ll have to decide if the sizzling connection is the key to their happy new year or just a fluke.

My Favorite Mistake by @WendiZwaduk out now #newrelease #novel #mf #contemp

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Saturday Spanking ~ Gifted by @MeganSlayer #Satspanks #IR #shortstory

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I’ve been away so long from the Saturday Spankings, but I’ve been in the midst of reformatting and re-issuing books that needed to come back out. This is one of those books. I love the Club Q. It’s not for the faint of heart. Check it out and enjoy the spanks!!

Gifted Gifted COVER LARGE 2

Club Rules, #1

by Megan Slayer

Digital List Price: $0.99

ISBN: 9781370590162

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Can change lead to the sexiest session of her life?

Nadia’s monthly trips to Master G relax her. She needs the BDSM sessions to escape the stresses of her business career. But playing with Master G means accepting all his requirements, including taking a new Dom. Enter Master S. He’s her wettest dream come to life. Maybe change is the one thing she truly needed and oh, it is so sexy.

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Now for that spanking!!

Nadia wriggled under his ministrations. The frustration of the day washed away from her and she embraced the serenity at his hand. Each strike from the flogger freed her. She groaned and arched her back to accept more from him. The flogger tapped the plug, sending new tingles through her body. She rested her head on the sawhorse and closed her eyes. Her ass burned and her skin sizzled. The sensation of floating washed over her.

She moaned, despite the gag.

Master S added more spankings, making her entire being tingle.  Cream flowed from her cunt and slickened the pad beneath her.

“Beautiful.” The spankings stopped and Master S draped the tails of the flogger over her tender backside in a soft caress. “You’re doing well.” Another swipe of the leather tails over her butt. “But I want more.”

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Saturday Spankings ~ Make Me by @MeganSlayer #satspanks #mfromance

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It’s time for the Saturday Spanking! This one is from a very hot anthology, Challenges. There are seven stories in this anthology and the one I’m featuring is Make Me. Each story has the premise of a challenge issued to one or more of the participants. Spanking, bondage, nipple play and menage are some of the featured themes. Enjoy this snippet of Make Me!

Seven women. Seven Challenges. What each woman gets is beyond her wildest dreams. Features my short story, Make Me.challengesbookpage

Make Me: A crop, some rope, a sweet little plug… just what she wants, and all she had to say was “Make me.”

The 7 short story anthology is available wherever ebooks are sold and at Changeling Press!

Now for that Spank!

Copyright (c)2016 Megan Slayer, All Rights Reserved –

I gritted my teeth, but it didn’t silence the whimper. Each spank jostled the toy, sending new shivers through my body.

Another round of spanks, this time five in a row — starting from the top of my ass to the back of my thigh. I panted and balled my hands. The pain ricocheted through my body and settled as pleasure in my pussy. He speared two fingers into my cunt and smeared my juices all over my ass. The warm come on my heated flesh kicked my need up another notch. He tapped the toy, reminding me it was still there.

I whimpered, unable to stop the sound. Part of me didn’t care.
Zeke spanked me again, but this time with his fingers fucking me. God, I was so stuffed. The pain increased, but so did the pleasure. I loved being pushed to my limits. As much as I tried to hold still, I couldn’t. I writhed on his fingers and worked myself to orgasm.

I don’t know why I thought he wouldn’t notice. He did and stopped. He left me bereft. I fell out of subspace and opened my eyes.

“You liked that too much.” Open-palmed, he spanked me hard. Two swats. Enough to let me know I’d been punished and just right to bring me back to desire I couldn’t suppress.

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