Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Draft Edition #3 ~ With @MeganSlayer

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The draft created so many great quotes. I couldn’t let the multiple rounds go without commentary. Besides, it’s a reason to talk about the Bengals and football!! Who Dey!!!

Now, about those quotes…

“Most explosive back.” 

He does leave his mark.

“A little grabby.”

It’s all about the scene and what works.

“Does have a little tightness.”

Because anything less is uncivilized.

“Plays under control and regains when he needs to.”

He’s the man.

“He loves tight ends.”

And they love him, too.

“Took a long time to get under there.”

He’s learning his way around and wanted to really get the lay of the land. He’s thorough.

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Draft Edition #2 with @MeganSlayer

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I couldn’t let the draft go by without checking for quotes and I wasn’t let down. Not a bit. These guys really need to think before they speak. Ha! But it’s a boon for me and my readers. But before I forget, Joe Mixon, Jordan Willis, Carl Lawson, Josh Malone, Ryan Glasgow, Jake Elliott, JJ Dielman, Jordan Evans, Brandon Wilson and Mason Schreck for the Bengals.  I’m for the picks. Yes. Who Dey!!!

Now, about those quotes…

“A physical freak.” 

That’s not a nice thing to say…not all of the time.

“You can’t put it anywhere better.”

There are a few places that go without saying.

“Throws open the slot receiver.”

Because anything less is uncivilized.

“He’s got a little edge to him.”

Enough said.

“Getting around guys; not getting picked.”

He’s very particular.

“He’s quick–can get up fast.”

He’s got great recovery time.

“Body catcher

Hmm… I’d like to see that in photo or real life form.

“Having guys who are dual threats.”

This needs to go on film.

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Draft Edition with @MeganSlayer

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I couldn’t let the draft go by without checking for quotes and I wasn’t let down. Not a bit. These guys really need to think before they speak. Ha! But it’s a boon for me and my readers. But before I forget, John Ross for the Bengals.  I’m for the pick. Yes. Who Dey!!!

Now, about those quotes…

“He’s got get-off and burst.” 

Hee hee. Hopefully he doesn’t make a mess, too.

“Dominating physical presence.”

He’s a big guy. He’d better be dominating.

“Creating separation with power.”

Because anything less is uncivilized.

“He loves tight ends; loves receivers.”

Enough said.

“Finds the hole and fills it.”

Probably what he’s supposed to do. It’s appreciated.

“He can’t carry a major load.”

Because it’s already spent.

“Quick and responsive.”

Better than slow and lazy.

“He’s got the arm; he’s got the athletic ability…but can he be competitive in the pocket?”

That’s up to him. If he can use what he’s got, then he’s fine. If not, then they’ve got issues.

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Championship Week

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Woo weee… This is getting interesting.

The quotes practically wrote themselves, too. Good grief, the announcers were definitely original this week.

Let me show you some of those funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“Been getting more and more action.”

Because he’s cute and he cleans up well.

“he sees one getting off.”

And he’s pouting because he wants to be that one getting off.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“He can match up and cover any tight end.”

But he’s more selective than just taking any tight end.

 “Doesn’t give these buy guys much help.” 

Because he’s being selective.

“Has a sack and a half.”

Meaning he’s a special one and he’s the favorite because he has those goods.

“Had to unload a lot sooner than he would’ve liked.”

He got extra excited and it happened. No harm, no foul.

“Loading the box.”

Wasn’t that the point?

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“He’s got to get smaller to stick it in there.”

Um… then this guy is like…bizarrely hung and pictures are needed.

Special Mention!!

I’m going to start this next year if Joe Buck continues to be an announcer in the 2017-2018 season.

The Joe Buck Boner.

Every week, Joe Buck picks a player that is his favorite. He might say he’s equal opportunity, but come on… He really likes his favorites.

This week? Why Aaron Rodgers was the Joe Buck Boner. No matter how lousy the game was, Joe couldn’t take his eyes off Aaron. It was sweet and disgusting at the same time. But you have to love Buck.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Wild Card Week

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Well, we’re not playing, so I can at least enjoy the game. Would’ve been better with the Bengals playing, but it happens. I wish the Giants would’ve done better, as well as the Raiders and the Dolphins, but it happens. I’ve gotten used to resigning myself this season. Hopefully 2017 will be better.

Since it’s that time…let’s get to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“the protection up front is working.”

Always good to have working protection.

“He’s got it up the middle.”

Better than going to one side or the other.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“You have to get deeper than that.”

At least make them feel it.

 “An excellent pick-up.” 

When you’ve got the right one, you’ve got the right one.

“Found a hole and stuffed it.”

What else are you supposed to do with that hole?

“3 big bodies in the middle.”

Because they like to be sandwiched by the smaller ones.

“looking for a spark.”

Better to have one than not. Makes the whole situation more pleasurable.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“He’s good for 14.”

Meaning he can last for that long. 14 turns. Nice.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 15

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Wowie. Christmas was good, but Christmas Eve football wasn’t so much if you’re a Bengals fan. Geesh. We kept the Texans honest, but still. Blech. How about we move right on to something that’s comical, instead of depressing?

Yes, let’s move forward to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“He gets blasted”.

But he loved it.

“From an awkward release.”

Well, we’re not all smooth like some.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“Punished at the point of attack.”

But it was worth it. 

“Can’t get the ball out of your hand any quicker.” 

He had a hard time anticipating the orgasm.

“the man is completely focused.”

He doesn’t want to come all over again!

“Nothing wrong with that middle finger.”

It is rather nice when it’s used for play.

“Comes on a rush.”

 Better than in a rush, right?

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“takes it to him with a huge sack.”

Um… I’m not even sure how that’s possible and I don’t think I want to see it.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 14

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Playing against the Steelers is never easy. Needless to say, I didn’t watch it all, but the first half was great. Second half? Not so much. Sigh. How about we move right on to something that’s comical, instead of depressing?

Yes, let’s move forward to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“A gaping hole”.

It’s been widely used.

“Sacked and seated.”

Sometimes you just have to tap out.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“Professional finishers.”

They know the job. 

“Excellent receiver.” 

The popular one.

“Got his hands on it. Couldn’t hang on.”

It’s a wiley one!

“He can create some penetration.”

But can he finish it?

“That’s a clean block.”

 Because it wasn’t ready to be finished.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“Squirts that out beautifully.”

Ew. Just…Ew.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
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