The Bengals had an off week, which could be good…could be bad. Depends. It does appear the new OC is helping, so let’s hope it continues to do so. The Browns lost…no shock there. I wish they’d get everything some kind of sorted out. Ah…eventually, right?Let’s launch right into the Honorable Mentions because it’s time to laugh:
I want to see pictures. Demonstrations.
Let’s hope there’s nothing wrong with it.
“He got lathered up.”
For? Details, man!
“Intended for the tight end–deflected.”
Guess he didn’t want it after all.
Now for the Quotes from Week 5. Sometimes…yeah, just think before you speak. This is live TV.
“Couldn’t handle it.”
Then deflect it.
“Gotta get that thing back down there.”
It’s out of control!!
“Takes him inside, then goes all the way back outside.”
“Grabs him from behind.”
Must be tired of being teased.
“His hands are so good.”
That’s why he’s the favorite.
“Little grabs everywhere.”
Someone put a leash on him! Uncalled for.
Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer.
“He can be streaky.”
Um…is he glass cleaner? Toilet cleaner? Why else would he be streaky? Just asking.
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- When Collinsworth gets stuck on a team/player, he’s stuck. Is he turning into Joe Buck?
- The commentators sure enjoy second-guessing the refs. They make dumb calls, don’t get me wrong, but not EVERY call is wrong.
- What is it with certain players/teams getting away with cheap shots, hard hits and really uncool actions, while others don’t? Hmm…. Is Goodell being paid off? Makes one wonder…
**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! I haven’t thrown in the towel on the Bengals, but good grief, we’ve got to start looking better. Sheesh. Oh, and WHO DEY!**