I love my dog. I really do. She’s a great dog. Loyal, sweet and my constant shadow. She’s a great dog.
But she’s got this reverse sneeze gagging thing she does that’s…well…gross.
What do I mean? It sounds like she’s about the throw up, but she doesn’t. Just sort of gags and makes gross sounds. Oh and if I’m lucky, she toots, too. Yeah. It’s great. Stinky and noisy at the same time.
So here I am, trying to write a love scene and what’s she doing? You guessed it.
Excuse me while I get the gas mask…