Who is going to beat the Bengals? Apparently the Ravens and the Texans. Oy…’tis been a tough week for the Bengal fans. At least we weren’t shut out of the second game. Still, it’s a bit painful.
So to easy my pain, how about the funny quotes of the week? These are all honorable mentions because so I can gather the second week quotes! 🙂 Next week…it’s game on. (I hope.)
Let’s get started.
“Came into the kiss.”
“They pounded him.”
Maybe that’s what he wanted.
“Applying the pressure.”
Of course. They’re pounding him.
“Bang the round.”
So he’s part of a group getting pounding…gotcha.
Now for the Quotes from Week 2. Oh boy. Those sports casters really need to think before they speak.
“They’ll rush three and drop eight so they’ll clog up the middle.”
Or it’s just a group thing and strategy.
“Going right after him in the slot.”
Hope they cleaned up after each other.
“He blew everyone away.”
Because he’s great in that slot.
“The tight end brought in from Indy.”
Sounds like he was a special order.
“Spread wide and to the right”
For those who need more direction for their play.
“He doesn’t go out ad could go all the way”
Isn’t that the point?
Now for the Doozy of the Week. There is always one quote that just…blows the mind. This one is a real ringer.
“He’s a load inside.”
Yes, yes he is. He’s all man and I’m glad you noticed. Nothing like an observant commentator.
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- Someone explain to me the infatuation Collinsworth has with butts. He loves to draw on butts.
- Why is Collinsworth obsessed with saying “Keeping Brady clean”? Will he wilt if he gets dirty? Inquiring minds want to know.
- Oh and four interceptions for Dalton during the Ravens game. Good job. At least he didn’t have any during the Texans game and they were only at a four point deficit.
**Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! Oh, and WHO DEY!**