It’s high time the season gets started. I’m all for preseason, but come on. I need the regular season to get here! It’s time. Until I get my way, it’s time for the preseason quotes. There were a few goodies from the second week that didn’t quite make the cut last time around, but they’re here now! Let’s get started.
“Looks more powerful coming forward.”
Is that like 3-D…it’s coming right at you?
“Shootin’ the gaps.”
Better to aim at them, than around them.
“I see more of his power.”
Now that he’s here, yep, you can see more of his…er…power.
“Check the release times.”
He’s on a timer? Interesting. Or very BDSM-y. 🙂
“A lot to clean up.”
Well, if he’s all messy, then it goes without saying.
Now for those wonderful quotes this week from the various preseason games. You won’t want to miss these.
“Get deep because they can see more.”
Better than shallow and unsatisfied.
“Powerful lower body.”
If he’s going to get deep, then he’d better be powerful.
“He didn’t get as much as he wants.”
I’m sure he can find satisfaction.
“Will give him as much as he can handle.”
See? They’re pacing him.
Nope. Just a bad camera angle.
See? I told you it was just a bad camera angle.
And now for the Doozy of the Week…this is the one that had me scratching my head the longest or was just so far out there…I couldn’t believe it. Ready?
“Take a little bit and drop it in over the top.”
Sounds like a puppy pile to me, but might be fun.
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Well, those are the quotes from the third week of the madness.
Here’s to a good season, less CTE, more great plays and lots of fun! Oh, and WHO DEY!