Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Championship Week


Woo weee… This is getting interesting.

The quotes practically wrote themselves, too. Good grief, the announcers were definitely original this week.

Let me show you some of those funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“Been getting more and more action.”

Because he’s cute and he cleans up well.

“he sees one getting off.”

And he’s pouting because he wants to be that one getting off.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“He can match up and cover any tight end.”

But he’s more selective than just taking any tight end.

 “Doesn’t give these buy guys much help.” 

Because he’s being selective.

“Has a sack and a half.”

Meaning he’s a special one and he’s the favorite because he has those goods.

“Had to unload a lot sooner than he would’ve liked.”

He got extra excited and it happened. No harm, no foul.

“Loading the box.”

Wasn’t that the point?

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“He’s got to get smaller to stick it in there.”

Um… then this guy is like…bizarrely hung and pictures are needed.

Special Mention!!

I’m going to start this next year if Joe Buck continues to be an announcer in the 2017-2018 season.

The Joe Buck Boner.

Every week, Joe Buck picks a player that is his favorite. He might say he’s equal opportunity, but come on… He really likes his favorites.

This week? Why Aaron Rodgers was the Joe Buck Boner. No matter how lousy the game was, Joe couldn’t take his eyes off Aaron. It was sweet and disgusting at the same time. But you have to love Buck.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.




Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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