Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 15


Wowie. Christmas was good, but Christmas Eve football wasn’t so much if you’re a Bengals fan. Geesh. We kept the Texans honest, but still. Blech. How about we move right on to something that’s comical, instead of depressing?

Yes, let’s move forward to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“He gets blasted”.

But he loved it.

“From an awkward release.”

Well, we’re not all smooth like some.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“Punished at the point of attack.”

But it was worth it. 

“Can’t get the ball out of your hand any quicker.” 

He had a hard time anticipating the orgasm.

“the man is completely focused.”

He doesn’t want to come all over again!

“Nothing wrong with that middle finger.”

It is rather nice when it’s used for play.

“Comes on a rush.”

 Better than in a rush, right?

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“takes it to him with a huge sack.”

Um… I’m not even sure how that’s possible and I don’t think I want to see it.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.




Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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