Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 5 (A whole lot late)


Well… the Cowboys gave it to the Bengals good. Sadly. Sigh.

To cheer me up, let’s get to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“They’ve gotta pull out.”

 Or there could be trouble.

“Put the meat out front.”

So we can see what we’re buying.

“All of the penetrating.”

If he’s got the meat, the let him have at it.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“So much penetrating in the back.”

‘Cause there’s a party in the front .

“Then you expose yourself on the back end.”

If that’s what you want, then go for it.

“He gets a lot of touches.”

He’s the man. He should. Everyone wants to touch him to prove he’s real.

“Good looking player.”

He gets around and for good reason. He’s a cutie.

“Excellent lateral quickness.”

Which is a whole lot better than vertical.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“Exciting awareness by the big man inside.”

I’d sure hope he knows what he’s doing. Geez.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.




Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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