Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 4


Thank you Jesus, the Bengals managed to bounce back against the Dolphins and win. I wasn’t sure they’d pull it out. Honestly, a few more touchdowns would be nice, too.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“He’s had a lot of batted down balls.”

Well, he’s trying to find a set he likes.

“Stick that long arm up and reject it.”

It might not be so bad. Don’t have to reject right away.

“Can’t get over the ball distribution.”

There are balls all over the place! Ball party!

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“Ball coming out very quickly.”

He’s enthusiastic.

 “Physical North-South finisher.”

As opposed to being a East-West one.

“Why would you allow him to be blasted?”

Because maybe he’s into that kind of thing.

“those two are big and usually stay inside.”

At the same time? Kinky.

“Cut up inside and protect yourself.”

I’m not sure how that works. Sounds messy.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“He’s big and fast and can use his hands.”

Multi-Talented. Nice. He’s a winner.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.




Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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