Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 3


The Bengals bungled it against the Broncos, but it happens. It’s also part of being a Bengals fan. We either do really well… or we stink. At least it wasn’t a total drubbing. To cheer me up, let’s get to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“A large man.”

He’s been working out. Nice.

“Two of the nightmares.”

If he’s a big dude, then he  might be a nightmare.

“He’s got good blocking out front.”

He’s a big dude–he should have good blocking.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“Swing it out to them.”

Being big, he should swing.

 “A very talented receiver.”

Better than be a slouch at the job.

“Opening a big hole there.”

That’s the talent.

“Big mitts on it”

He wants to make sure his lover feels him back there.

“He picks the right holes.”

 Because the wrong ones will leave lasting consequences.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“Very powerful plunging it in up the middle.”

It’s not the length, it’s the powerful plunging. Gotcha.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.




Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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