Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason Week 4

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Monday morning and it’s time to talk football. The chatter from the announcers is always funny, but sometimes it’s just…ridiculous. But if it wasn’t, then I wouldn’t have anything to talk about on Mondays.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“The biggest weapon.”

Damn. Just damn.

“that little guy can scoot.”

After dealing with the biggest weapon, he might have to scoot.

“Tight end and the big guy.”

Sounds like a title for a porno.

“A heck of a grab…a good grab…able to bring it in.”

I suppose that’s the culmination of the big weapon and Mr. Scoot.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“a very large man…not very often he looks small.”

He must be the guy with the big weapon. I don’t suppose that could look small.

 “A lot of surface area to run around.”

If you’re running from Mr. Big Weapon, you might need it.

“Lots of room before any contact made.”

Mr. BW found his match!

“Play faster–get it all out of your hands.”

If you’ve got a big weapon, then this is good advice.

“They enjoy a size difference up front.”

 Of course. If you let Mr. BW do too much, someone will get hurt.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“Let those big guys just wear you out.”

See? Mr. BW is super popular! He takes what he wants and you’re expected to be happy to receive. So there you go!

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
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