Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason Week 3

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Time for the Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback. So many players have switched teams. Some of them are hard to keep straight. But that doesn’t mean the comments have been any less funny. Oh my…

There are Honorable Mentions from last week, so…here we go…

“Punch it in.”

Ouch. Try a little tenderness.

“You can see the big arm there.”

If he’s the one punching, I’m telling you…tenderness.

“A big boom puts them up.”

Is that what he’s doing when he’s punching and using that big arm?

“Boy, do they have offensive weapons.”

Oh my… Arms and booms. Geesh.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip.

“He’s a guy who has to come up big.”

Ah, so he’s a grower not a show-er.

“They couldn’t score when they got down into the red zone.”

Because they made a mess when they got there.

“Pushing it in.”

Because the last time he made a mess.

“Very impressive when he turns the corner.”

And we all took photos.

“Put a bunch of weight and tried to switch positions.”

 Too much oomph behind it and you’ll break something.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one isn’t bad at first, but it goes off the rails quickly.

“If he stays in that position, he’s going to see a lot of action all year long.”

Ah…but WHAT position is that? Can we watch?

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.

Enjoy!

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Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0
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