Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason



It’s time for the preseason Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback rundown. I love these and the Patriots/Saints game didn’t disappoint. The Browns game didn’t, either.

I don’t have any leftovers from last year for last week’s honorable mentions, but that’s okay. It’s time to start fresh. 🙂

So…here we go…

“Great penetration.”

Beats lousy penetration.

“Nice job getting the inside pressure.”

Well, if he’s got great penetration and everyone’s happy, I’d hope he has good inside pressure.

“Nice little crease there.”

See? The penetration is going to a good place. Everyone’s happy.

“No matter what you need from this guy–he gives it to you.”

Whoever this guy is…he’s got a lot going for him. He’s quite the man. He pleases everyone.

“He gets a great jam off the ball.”

He is a good clean up artist. He likes to leave his space better than when he found it.

“He got it in the face.”

Well, when you’re cleaning, there can be some residual mess.

“Slips through and closes.”

Well, if that’s how you’re going to end it, then go for it. Closing is important.

And now for the first official Doozy of the Week. Oh my… I still can’t believe they said this. Really, I can’t.

Announcer 1: “Is New Hampshire in New England?”

Announcer 2: “I’ve checked. Yes, New Hampshire is in New England.”

Oh… my…. Yep, just oh my.



Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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