Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 19 AKA Week 2 of the Post Season


No Bengals, no fun. Normally, that’s the case, but there’s still football so I’m happy. Would I like to see some other teams in the playoffs? Sure. But, there’s always next year. And sorry Steelers fans, but I’m mildly happy they didn’t get to keep going, too. Yeah, I might have a few hard feelings.

So, it’s time for the Honorable Mentions. Hey, I can’t make this stuff up.

“Deep and hard inside.”

Which is how it should be.

“Receiving tight end.”

What else would he be doing with it?

“His fault for not getting it in.”

Well, yeah. I mean, it’s not that hard to figure out where it goes.

“He avoided four sacks.”

Only because he wasn’t in the mood for an orgy.


Now onto those Quotes of the Week. We’re almost to the playoffs, which means only a few games left to get these. Let’s play with what we’ve got while we’ve got them. Muwhahahahaha! 

“He had eight of them during regular season.”

Because back then he was into orgies. He’s taking a break from them for now.

“Ten seconds to flick that ball out.”

Interesting form of play. Does the owner of the ball appreciate it? Or is this some kind of training?

“His timing is perfect.”

Well it had better be if he’s doing the flicking. Doing that at the wrong time could really hurt or do damage.

“He’s showing tremendous hands.”

Hmm. I’d like to see what he’s doing with those tremendous hands.


Now for the Doozy of the Week. Woooweee….

“How do they do it over and over again?”

I guess the better question is, why are you surprised? The idea is to do it over and over. Where and when are the variables. Just sayin’.  

Thanks for reading and checking out my thoughts on the games. I’ve got release news and cover art to post this week, so stay tuned!!



Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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