Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Week 2 ~ So Starts the Madness


Week two is in the books and boy was it…strange. Romo hurt. Cutler hurt and embarrassed. Steelers are 1-1. Ravens are 0-2. People who don’t belong on the field are and those who should be aren’t because they’ve gotten hurt. But the Bengals won and the Browns pulled off a miracle. I’m telling you, the madness has just begun. A slew of backups are now starters and the Saints need a prayer. Lord help…

Let’s switch gears. It’s time for the funny quotes. Are you ready? Here are the Honorable Mentions:

“Gonna go deep.”

Feels good when it’s deep.

“Double teamed.”

And it feels so good. (Sorry, channeling music here.)

“Squirting his way through.”

Hmm… Messy.

“Gonna take a little shot on this one.”

Maybe the messy play is what’s preferred. 

“looks really explosive.”

This must be the week for messy play and explosiveness. Hope it was worth it. 

Now for those quotes of the week. It always amazes me what’s said on television. 

“He’s a handful.”

That’s why he’s the favorite. 

“Needs to lighten up and barrel through.”

Hmm. Seems counterproductive. I guess it could work. 

“Get clamps on the receiver.”

Ooh! BDSM play! Yes! 

“You don’t get anymore open than that in this league.”

So you’d better use that hole. 

“They have a lot out there in front of them.”

Willingness can be a virtue, especially in an orgy. 

“He hasn’t had much to look at.”

Wow. Guess this description of the players involved is harsh. He’ll have to look during the next round. 

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I’m still reeling from it. Here we go!

“We had the butt fumble and now the butt catch.”

Sounds like the guy can’t get a break, but he keeps trying. Can’t blame a guy for not giving up. 

Note: They were referencing the Mark Sanchez blunder where he face planted into the center’s rump (the butt fumble) and now we’ve got the butt catch-the guy landed on his butt, but caught the ball…out of bounds. Still sounds bad.

Thanks for reading and checking out my thoughts on the games. I’ve got release news and cover art to post this week, so stay tuned!!



Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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