Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback ~ Preseason Week 4


My Bengals managed to win this week against the Colts. McCarron looked good. The Cleveland Browns looked like fools versus the Bears. Not great. Hmm. But the games are getting good and we’re almost to the season opener! Woop! But we’re still in the preseason and there were some great quotes this week. What were they? Here are the Honorable Mentions:

“Able to come off on the double team.”

Was he able to get off, too?

“He’s 6’6″. he can really have no problem seeing something on the outside.”

Good Lord. Where is he 6’6″? Does that translate to down there? Wow.

“Can threaten you with his speed and cut deep.”

Ah, so he’s good at putting in there and making it count. Nice.

“The competitive nature oozing out of his body.”

He’s got to have it all and all the time. He’s a machine!

“Who’s playing with Big Ben?”

Who, indeed?

“Look at the size of him. He’s impossible to take down.”

My goodness. I believe we’ve found a legend in the making. 

“He’s done a great job on the edge and showing explosiveness.”

Goodness. Was there a circle jerk involved? Or a fetish bath?

“Going the whole way.”

Who wants to stop mid-way through the act? Not me. 

“A lot of support on the back end.”

Hmm. A butt support? Or great undies? Just asking. I’m thinking pictures are important here. 

“Pocket patience.”

Sometimes you’ve got to use finesse. Ripping and tearing won’t help. 

“Opening huge holes.”

Goodness, I say again. 

And now for that Doozy of the Week. I’m still reeling from it. Here we go!

“Providing a humongous hole.”

Sounds like a freak show but with a porn slant. Geez…and this made it onto television. Of course they meant a place to run on the field, but you know, when the wrong person hears what’s said…

Thanks for reading and checking out my thoughts on the games. I’ve got release news and cover art to post this week, so stay tuned!!



Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals
By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0

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