Football funnies from Megan Slayer

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Time for some football funnies! All those quotes the announcers said on prime time television that made me wonder. And now I’m going to share them with you.
“…tucked the ball in deep…”
But where?
“…got an extra lineman in and made the play…”
Hmm. Sounds like the start of an orgy. Grin. 
“…fighting some holds down deep…”
Holding him in or out?
“…never been blocked…”
Must’ve eaten his Fiber One bars. Or he’s really…large. Worn out? Put away wet one too many times? Something like that.
“…juggling a good grab for 44…”
INCHES!?!?!? Holy cowabunga Batman, that’s big!
“…this is an offense that spreads it around more than
any…”
Kinky… Now THIS I want to see. And take pictures of. 
So those are the quotes this week. Only a couple more weeks left, then it’s NASCAR time! Enjoy!

Wendi Zwaduk – Romance to Make Your Heart Race
“The depth…

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